Hey, everyone, I’m opening digital portrait commissions!
I’m offering sliding-scale priced portrait/profile picture illustrations in the styles shown. I love to draw gay people and funky shapes…maybe you, your loved one, or an OC could be the next funky gay person I draw
Feel free to send me an ask or DM if you have any questions!
[ID: a commissions sheet. The first image shows several digital drawings of people shown from the shoulder up. Each piece is labelled with prices including “15-20,” “$20-30,” and “$20-25.” Text reads: “Digital portrait of a person or character/OC. $15-$30 (CAD). Sliding scale based on style/budget. Tell me what style you want!”
The second image shows several more digital drawings, all people shown from the thighs up. Text reads: “$20-35 (CAD). Sliding scale based on budget. Digital portrait of a person or character/OC. Will do: suggestive content, partial nudity, mild gore/horror. Won’t do: Intense violence, outright explicit content, mech. You can contact me via tumblr DMs to discuss! I accept payment through PayPal or direct deposit.” End ID.]
At first Netflix said, come write for us. We’ll save your cancelled shows and write about whatever niche story you want. Our algorithm says people will watch it!
Then a few years later they said, regardless of our promises or contract obligations we are cancelling shows after two seasons without telling anyone. Turns out no matter how loved a show is, we get less subscriptions after the second season.
How many subscriptions did we bring you? Netflix won’t say.
So writers started writing two season shows. Just give us two seasons, Netflix. Like you promised.
Then Netflix said, oops sorry! Turns out your show didn’t premiere at #1 and the views in the first day weren’t what we wanted so we’re cancelling your second season.
What were the numbers? How many people watched our show? Netflix doesn’t say.
Then, they did something extra special. They started taking shows and splitting their first season into two halves. Inside Job was not two seasons. It was one season split in half.
Oops! Sorry! The second half of your first season didn’t do as well as the first half, so now your show is cancelled!
Why? How many people? How much money? These companies are making cash hand over fist and they refuse to tell people the truth: people loved your show. Loved it. But some corpo exec wanted an infinite money making machine. Do you know how long shows are in production for before you watch them? Years. Like, 5+, even 10+ years. And Netflix gives it less than a week before they decide whether you’re getting cancelled.
i haaaate when iris by the goo goo dolls comes in when i’m in a store how am i supposed to act normal when you can’t fight the tears that ain’t comin or the moment of truth in your lies when everything feels like the movies yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive
A couple of pieces I’ve done this year (Available on inprint!)
[Image Description: Two pieces of art depicting animals. The first one is “Felines of North America,” and the second is “Canines of North America.” The felines are puma, jaguar, jaguarundi, ocelot, Canadian lynx, and bobcat. The canines are red wolf, gray wolf, red fox, gray fox, arctic fox, kit fox, swift fox, and coyote. End Image Description.]
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